During one of my habitual Etsy stops I came across a section of greeting cards that I wish I had known about years ago! There’s a whole genre of pregnancy cards that are FUNNY! Not like cutesy, awwww, so happy for you. But like, shiz is about to get real kind of funny!
Now I’m just waiting for one of my friends to get knocked up so I can send them some of these. If you and your mom tribe have a sense of humor then you have to check out these cards.
I know I would have LOVED to have received one of these in the mail. I hardly get snail mail any more so this would be a nice surprise for anyone who is expecting a tiny human in the near future.
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This card eloquently sums up giving birth so well…
It seemed like a good idea at the time ;). This card is hilarious!
Maybe this card will make you feel a little bit better about the impending wait gain.
And this card really shows one of the perks of pregnancy and having them babies!
This card is stating the obvious, but still…it’s funny.
The fact that this card says loin fruit is enough for me to love it.
If your pal is a cat lover and isn’t living under a rock, then they will love this Beyonce-inspired card!
This card made my lady parts hurt just remembering childbirth…
And because I’m a kid of the 90’s, I have to finish this list off with this gem:
What other funny cards have you seen? Send them my way!